{"id":90,"date":"2014-04-23T23:53:25","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T23:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=90"},"modified":"2014-04-23T23:53:25","modified_gmt":"2014-04-23T23:53:25","slug":"maybe-if-it-was-all-just-a-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Maybe If It Was All Just a Dream&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-92\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/story-arc-1-300x175.png\" alt=\"story-arc-1\" width=\"300\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/story-arc-1-300x175.png 300w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/story-arc-1.png 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Well, there goes my idea for a story about <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/10-science-fiction-and-fantasy-stories-that-editors-are-1566121756\">a time-traveling zombie mermaid with a clockwork tail that finds herself in a parallel world, bound for revenge against the incestuous, rapist bridge-dwelling troll responsible for her own bizarre birth<\/a>.\u00a0 Just as well, because I hadn&#8217;t managed to come up with a proper twist ending.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, there goes my idea for a story about a time-traveling zombie mermaid with a clockwork tail that finds herself in a parallel world, bound for revenge against the incestuous, rapist bridge-dwelling troll responsible for her own bizarre birth.\u00a0 Just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=90\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-writing-things"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-1s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}