{"id":726,"date":"2021-01-03T20:18:12","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T20:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=726"},"modified":"2021-01-03T20:18:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-03T20:18:12","slug":"another-reason-my-mail-carrier-thinks-im-a-weirdo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=726","title":{"rendered":"Another Reason My Mail Carrier Thinks I&#8217;m a Weirdo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/HPLHS_sticker_crop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1012\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/HPLHS_sticker_crop-1024x1012.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/HPLHS_sticker_crop-1024x1012.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/HPLHS_sticker_crop-300x297.jpg 300w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/HPLHS_sticker_crop-768x759.jpg 768w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/HPLHS_sticker_crop-1536x1519.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/HPLHS_sticker_crop-2048x2025.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Though maybe he&#8217;s a <em>Lovecraft Country<\/em> fan<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In case y&#8217;all were wondering what I got in the mail that was certified by one of the Great Old Ones, it&#8217;s the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hplhs.org\/\">HP Lovecraft Historical Society&#8217;s <\/a>album of carols, &#8220;A Very Scary Solstice&#8221;.  And if you&#8217;re wondering why I&#8217;m just now getting a winter solstice album, well, congratulations on having everything together and always getting stuff done on time, Smuggy McGee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case y&#8217;all were wondering what I got in the mail that was certified by one of the Great Old Ones, it&#8217;s the HP Lovecraft Historical Society&#8217;s album of carols, &#8220;A Very Scary Solstice&#8221;. And if you&#8217;re wondering why I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=726\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-bI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":728,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726\/revisions\/728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}