{"id":684,"date":"2020-11-16T03:23:38","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T03:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=684"},"modified":"2020-11-16T03:23:38","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T03:23:38","slug":"choose-your-raconteurs-carefully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=684","title":{"rendered":"Choose Your Raconteurs Carefully"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Fusilli_Jerry\">Fusilli Jerry<\/a>&#8221; is a classic episode of the TV show Seinfeld, possessed of various cultural markers.  One of these is Kramer&#8217;s quote &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0697702\/characters\/nm0724245\">You meet a proctologist at a party, don&#8217;t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you&#8217;ve ever heard<\/a>.&#8221;  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/y.yarn.co\/ca9e90b5-8405-4a3d-8693-08c1eff3f7fc_screenshot.jpg\" alt=\"Yarn | You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. ~ Seinfeld  (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry | Video clips by quotes, clip |  ca9e90b5-8405-4a3d-8693-08c1eff3f7fc | \u7d17\"\/><figcaption>Kramer explaining proctologists<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Unfortunately, as I recently discovered, the same doesn&#8217;t hold true of septic tank technicians, despite the tangential relationship of the two occupations.  The guy who pumps out septic tanks may be gregarious and have a lot to talk about, but that doesn&#8217;t mean his anecdotes will be all that entertaining.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This got me thinking, what occupations <em>would <\/em>tend to have good stories to tell?  Now is a good time to make a list, as we all prepare for a time when we have parties again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So far, I&#8217;ve got:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Test pilot<\/li><li>Wildlands firefighter<\/li><li>Bartender<\/li><li>Astronaut<\/li><li>Flight attendant<\/li><li>Carny<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there are a few others.  I&#8217;ll update as I think of them, for use in making lists of invitations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Fusilli Jerry&#8221; is a classic episode of the TV show Seinfeld, possessed of various cultural markers. One of these is Kramer&#8217;s quote &#8220;You meet a proctologist at a party, don&#8217;t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=684\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-b2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":685,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions\/685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}