{"id":597,"date":"2018-05-30T23:20:43","date_gmt":"2018-05-30T23:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=597"},"modified":"2018-05-30T23:20:43","modified_gmt":"2018-05-30T23:20:43","slug":"sing-us-a-song-youre-the-great-old-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=597","title":{"rendered":"Sing Us A Song, You&#8217;re The Great Old One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-598\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/BillyJoel-300x158.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/BillyJoel-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/BillyJoel.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Like me, you may have experienced feelings of dread when listening to <em>Uptown Girl<\/em>, or seen visions of cyclopean ruins when <em>Captain Jack<\/em> comes on the radio.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/io9.gizmodo.com\/billy-joel-and-h-p-lovecraft-sing-us-a-song-for-cthulh-1822294486\">Well, now we know why<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like me, you may have experienced feelings of dread when listening to Uptown Girl, or seen visions of cyclopean ruins when Captain Jack comes on the radio. Well, now we know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-9D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":599,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions\/599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}