{"id":449,"date":"2016-02-04T00:09:59","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T00:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=449"},"modified":"2016-02-04T00:09:59","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T00:09:59","slug":"not-sure-whos-being-fooled-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":"Not Sure Who&#8217;s Being Fooled Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find it a bit disturbing that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sammydress.com\/product2383722.html\">this here<\/a> is being called an &#8220;Octopus Beanie&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-450\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cthulu_beanie.jpg\" alt=\"Cthulu_beanie\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cthulu_beanie.jpg 480w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cthulu_beanie-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cthulu_beanie-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It brings to mind <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=411\">previous incidents<\/a> where the eldritch Cthulu was confused with an octopus, which is what makes me nervous. \u00a0Now, if it is simply a matter of pie makers and knitters assuming that the audience of cephalopod lovers is a richer vein than Lovecraft enthusiasts, that&#8217;s fine &#8211; people who can&#8217;t count to eight deserve to be bilked, I say. \u00a0But what if this is all a plan from beyond, and someone in R&#8217;lyeh is trying to make sure that when he shows up, he gets confused for an octopus?<\/p>\n<p>Something to think about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find it a bit disturbing that this here is being called an &#8220;Octopus Beanie&#8221; It brings to mind previous incidents where the eldritch Cthulu was confused with an octopus, which is what makes me nervous. \u00a0Now, if it is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=449\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bonechilling-ideas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-7f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":451,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions\/451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}