{"id":440,"date":"2015-12-08T02:42:51","date_gmt":"2015-12-08T02:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=440"},"modified":"2015-12-08T02:42:51","modified_gmt":"2015-12-08T02:42:51","slug":"todays-horrifying-sight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Horrifying Sight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man, what <em>is<\/em> this?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-441\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/cd_shred-300x215.jpg\" alt=\"cd_shred\" width=\"300\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/cd_shred-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/cd_shred-1024x735.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/cd_shred.jpg 1305w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I mean, on the most basic level, it is a sign that announces that one can shred CDs here. \u00a0But the enthusiasm of the text, with its exclamation point, is kind of unsettling to begin with. \u00a0The fact that the CD in the picture is smiling so cheerfully while being shredded is next-level unsettling. \u00a0But the <em>really<\/em> unsettling part is that we&#8217;re clearly not looking at a happily suicidal anthropomorphic compact disc. \u00a0No, that is obviously a grinning lil&#8217; Cthulu hiding behind a shredder. \u00a0Those aren&#8217;t shreds of aluminum, my friends &#8211; they are obviously tentacles.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m staying clear of that shredder, is what I&#8217;m saying. \u00a0Shredders are probably the worst otherworldy portals there are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, what is this? I mean, on the most basic level, it is a sign that announces that one can shred CDs here. \u00a0But the enthusiasm of the text, with its exclamation point, is kind of unsettling to begin with. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=440\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bonechilling-ideas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-76","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":442,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions\/442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}