{"id":411,"date":"2015-10-20T16:26:27","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T16:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2015-10-18T16:26:44","modified_gmt":"2015-10-18T16:26:44","slug":"in-his-house-at-rlyeh-dead-cthulhu-enjoys-some-nice-blueberry-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"In His House at R&#8217;lyeh, Dead Cthulhu Enjoys Some Nice Blueberry Pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-412\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/cthulu_pie-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"cthulu_pie\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/cthulu_pie-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/cthulu_pie.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>The sentence &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wowamazing.com\/food\/blueberry-and-octopus-pie-this-dessert-will-prove-you-wrong\/\">Blueberry and Octopus Pie? \u00a0This dessert will prove you wrong!<\/a>&#8221; is easily the best collection of words I&#8217;ve read all week, so thanks to WowAmazing for that. \u00a0But that ain&#8217;t no octopus. \u00a0The folks at WowAmazing had best tread carefully. \u00a0<i>Ph&#8217;nglui mglw&#8217;nafh C&#8217;thulhu R&#8217;lyeh wgah&#8217;nagl fhtagn<\/i>, after all, and he doesn&#8217;t want to hear about being mistaken for an octopus.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m totally <a href=\"http:\/\/anne2friends.blogspot.com\/2015\/03\/blueberry-pie.html\">making that pie<\/a>, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sentence &#8220;Blueberry and Octopus Pie? \u00a0This dessert will prove you wrong!&#8221; is easily the best collection of words I&#8217;ve read all week, so thanks to WowAmazing for that. \u00a0But that ain&#8217;t no octopus. \u00a0The folks at WowAmazing had best &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=411\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bonechilling-ideas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-6D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}