{"id":385,"date":"2015-09-28T12:32:36","date_gmt":"2015-09-28T12:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=385"},"modified":"2015-09-28T12:32:36","modified_gmt":"2015-09-28T12:32:36","slug":"there-are-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"There Are Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kaleidotrope.net\/autumn-2015\/there-are-rules-by-william-stiteler\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-383 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/The.Encounter-wash-680x1024-199x300.png\" alt=\"Kaldeidotrope\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/The.Encounter-wash-680x1024-199x300.png 199w, https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/The.Encounter-wash-680x1024.png 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a>Hey, all, I have a new story up in the Autumn issue of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kaleidotrope.net\/\">Kaleidotrope<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kaleidotrope.net\/autumn-2015\/there-are-rules-by-william-stiteler\/\">There Are Rules<\/a>. \u00a0Check it out, if you are so inclined (it is less spooky than the delightful cover art for the issue would imply)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, all, I have a new story up in the Autumn issue of Kaleidotrope: There Are Rules. \u00a0Check it out, if you are so inclined (it is less spooky than the delightful cover art for the issue would imply)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-writing-things"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-6d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":388,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions\/388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}