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I used to be quite the cyclist back in the day, racing almost every weekend in the summer. \u00a0Not so much these days, but I did ride a race not long ago for old time’s sake. \u00a0It happens to be a race well known for treating riders well, by feeding them muffins and such after the race, as well as the traditional water and bananas. \u00a0They also hand out a goody bag to all the riders, with little gifts that vary from year to year. \u00a0This year, the bag contained this:<\/p>\n

\"race_stuff\"<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s right – a pint glass, a beer cozy, and a “Michelob Ultra” water bottle. \u00a0Message received, race organizers. \u00a0I will commence unwinding from the race.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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