{"id":348,"date":"2015-06-16T23:20:37","date_gmt":"2015-06-16T23:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=348"},"modified":"2015-06-16T23:20:37","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T23:20:37","slug":"literally-flabbergasted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"Literally Flabbergasted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-353\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/SluggoHat2.jpg\" alt=\"SluggoHat2\" width=\"130\" height=\"265\" \/>I was listening to the news the other day, and heard someone say that they were &#8220;literally flabbergasted&#8221; at something. \u00a0I don&#8217;t recall what had caused the flabbergastation, or anything in particular about the news story, but it got me thinking. \u00a0Is there any other way to be flabbergasted?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I&#8217;m not here to rehash the old &#8220;literal versus figurative&#8221; thing, though I tend to abandon my normal <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=543\">descriptivist <\/a>leanings and come across all prescriptivist about that particular topic. \u00a0Obviously, it doesn&#8217;t make sense to tack &#8220;literally&#8221; onto &#8220;flabbergasted&#8221; if one is using literally properly. \u00a0Flabbergasting doesn&#8217;t really have a concrete sense, so there&#8217;s no need to explain to everyone that you aren&#8217;t, in this particular case, talking about being figuratively flabbergasted (what would figuratively flabbergasted look like?).<\/p>\n<p>But see here, even if we allow improper use of literally as a generic intensifier, it doesn&#8217;t make much sense here. \u00a0&#8220;Flabbergasted&#8221; is a pretty damn intense word already. \u00a0Intensifying it is kind of gilding the lily, isn&#8217;t it? \u00a0It&#8217;s sort of the ne plus ultra of surprise already, folks. \u00a0Leave it alone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was listening to the news the other day, and heard someone say that they were &#8220;literally flabbergasted&#8221; at something. \u00a0I don&#8217;t recall what had caused the flabbergastation, or anything in particular about the news story, but it got me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=348\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grammar-gripery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-5C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}