{"id":242,"date":"2014-09-25T23:21:26","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T23:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=242"},"modified":"2014-09-24T23:31:07","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T23:31:07","slug":"an-important-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"An Important Message"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gocomics.com\/tomthedancingbug\/2014\/08\/22\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-246\" src=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tdb140822.gif\" alt=\"tdb140822\" width=\"188\" height=\"178\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gocomics.com\/tomthedancingbug\/2014\/08\/22\">An important message for minor characters, anyway, and probably protagonists as well<\/a>.\u00a0 It can also be useful to stay close to the dog, although you have to be careful, since dogs have a way of coming through disasters unscathed that can kill people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An important message for minor characters, anyway, and probably protagonists as well.\u00a0 It can also be useful to stay close to the dog, although you have to be careful, since dogs have a way of coming through disasters unscathed that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/?p=242\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-writing-things"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qgvH-3U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/internetmanifestation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}